Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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