how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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