He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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