so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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