U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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