I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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what are you doing with your life
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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