i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hope mine doesn't look like that
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
