I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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