Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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