BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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