I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
look no pants
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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