after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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