My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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