I must be too annoying 4 u.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
