Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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