apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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