champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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