There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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