It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I had to cum in my sink.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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