if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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