Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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