...so i touched it.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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