school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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