He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
