i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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