Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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