You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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