we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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