The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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