My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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