Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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