Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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