normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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