Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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