How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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