He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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