Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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