Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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