I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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