were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You left your phone here
Wait...
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