True but thats because hes a fetus.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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