My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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