I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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