Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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