Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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