The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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