Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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