i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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