Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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