BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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