If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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