Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
