There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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