whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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