shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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